Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2023 · Through week 10 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 10 of 2023. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Boom GoosePower rating 62Hottest: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT151 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Johnson, Flaccid95.33 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTUp 3 from No. 8Biggest fall: Johnson, FlaccidDown 3 from No. 7Most dangerous low seed: Alan Autry BubbasNo. 8 in power, 113.17 ppg lately
1––GooBoom GooseJacob Foy8-21197.0 PFAP .589WWWWWRec8-2PF1197.0PA1047.0All-play.589WWWWWRating62.0▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
119.7 ppg+0.89
Recent form28%
131.8 ppg+0.79
All-play22%
.589+0.94
Elo17%
1601+1.65
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.