Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2022 · Through week 8 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 8 of 2022. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Alan Autry BubbasPower rating 60.8Hottest: Alan Autry Bubbas134.5 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Beast Mode Cowboy99.17 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickUp 2 from No. 5Biggest fall: Beast Mode CowboyDown 3 from No. 6Most dangerous low seed: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTNo. 7 in power, 118.83 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Team Sports6-2 but No. 5 in powerMost underrated by record: Alan Autry Bubbas4-4 but No. 1 in power
1▲1▲1AABAlan Autry BubbasHunter Ansley4-41008.0 PFAP .653LLWWWRec4-4PF1008.0PA919.0All-play.653LLWWWRating60.8▼▼

Ranked 5 spots above the standings: the results lag the performance. Recent form (last 3) is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
126.0 ppg+0.59
Recent form28%
134.5 ppg+1.36
All-play22%
.653+0.77
Elo17%
1556+0.93
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.