Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2022 · Through week 7 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 7 of 2022. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Booger WolfPower rating 64.3Hottest: Booger Wolf130.67 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Beast Mode Cowboy103.83 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickUp 3 from No. 8Biggest fall: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTDown 3 from No. 6Most dangerous low seed: 6 Pack Big MacsNo. 8 in power, 115.67 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!4-3 but No. 7 in powerMost underrated by record: Alan Autry Bubbas3-4 but No. 2 in power
1––BOOGBooger WolfWill Salzer5-2982.5 PFAP .802WWWLLRec5-2PF982.5PA872.5All-play.802WWWLLRating64.3▼▼

Season scoring is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
140.4 ppg+1.35
Recent form28%
130.7 ppg+1.26
All-play22%
.802+1.28
Elo17%
1540+0.65
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.