Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2022 · Through week 13 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 13 of 2022. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Booger WolfPower rating 64.1Hottest: Beast Mode Cowboy144.33 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT95.5 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Alan Autry BubbasUp 2 from No. 5Biggest fall: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickDown 2 from No. 2Most dangerous low seed: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!No. 7 in power, 116.33 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Team Sports9-4 but No. 5 in powerMost underrated by record: Alan Autry Bubbas6-7 but No. 3 in power
1––BOOGBooger WolfWill Salzer10-31748.5 PFAP .756WWWWWRec10-3PF1748.5PA1570.0All-play.756WWWWWRating64.1▼▼

Season scoring is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
134.5 ppg+1.48
Recent form28%
128.0 ppg+0.65
All-play22%
.756+1.33
Elo17%
1596+1.23
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.