Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2022 · Through week 12 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 12 of 2022. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Booger WolfPower rating 62.5Hottest: Beast Mode Cowboy138.83 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Boner Bandits89.33 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Beast Mode CowboyUp 2 from No. 5Biggest fall: Alan Autry BubbasDown 3 from No. 2Most dangerous low seed: 6 Pack Big MacsNo. 7 in power, 114 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Team Sports9-3 but No. 4 in power
1––BOOGBooger WolfWill Salzer9-31599.0 PFAP .745LWWWWRec9-3PF1599.0PA1431.0All-play.745LWWWWRating62.5▼▼

Season scoring is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
133.3 ppg+1.33
Recent form28%
125.2 ppg+0.56
All-play22%
.745+1.21
Elo17%
1585+1.06
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.