Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2022 · Through week 10 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 10 of 2022. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Booger WolfPower rating 63Hottest: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click137.67 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Boner Bandits91.17 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!Up 2 from No. 8Biggest fall: Alan Autry BubbasDown 1 from No. 1Most dangerous low seed: 6 Pack Big MacsNo. 7 in power, 119.83 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Team Sports7-3 but No. 5 in powerMost underrated by record: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click6-4 but No. 3 in power
1▲1▲1BOOGBooger WolfWill Salzer7-31364.5 PFAP .772LLLWWRec7-3PF1364.5PA1225.0All-play.772LLLWWRating63.0▼▼

Season scoring is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
136.4 ppg+1.40
Recent form28%
127.3 ppg+0.63
All-play22%
.772+1.27
Elo17%
1564+0.94
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.