Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2022 · Through week 1 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 1 of 2022. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Johnson, FlaccidPower rating 57.1Hottest: Johnson, Flaccid162.5 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click51.5 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Booger WolfUp 5 from No. 8Biggest fall: Boner BanditsDown 4 from No. 5Most dangerous low seed: Team SportsNo. 8 in power, 117.5 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: 6 Pack Big Macs1-0 but No. 5 in powerMost underrated by record: Alan Autry Bubbas0-1 but No. 4 in power
1▲1▲1PROCJohnson, FlaccidJeffrey Proctor1-0162.5 PFAP 1.000WRec1-0PF162.5PA117.5All-play1.000WRating57.1▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
162.5 ppg+0.45
Recent form28%
162.5 ppg+0.45
All-play22%
1.000+0.37
Elo17%
1560+1.38
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.