Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2021 · Through week 5 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 5 of 2021. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Alan Autry BubbasPower rating 57.5Hottest: Boner Bandits140 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Team Sports112.83 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Johnson, FlaccidUp 4 from No. 9Biggest fall: Team SportsDown 3 from No. 4Most dangerous low seed: Booger WolfNo. 6 in power, 129 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click5-0 but No. 8 in powerMost underrated by record: Beast Mode Cowboy2-3 but No. 3 in power
1––AABAlan Autry BubbasHunter Ansley3-2694.0 PFAP .644WWLWLRec3-2PF694.0PA677.5All-play.644WWLWLRating57.5▼▼

Ranked 2 spots above the standings: the results lag the performance. Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
138.8 ppg+1.02
Recent form28%
123.5 ppg−0.27
All-play22%
.644+0.74
Elo17%
1565+1.18
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.