Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2021 · Through week 4 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 4 of 2021. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Alan Autry BubbasPower rating 58.9Hottest: Boner Bandits149.17 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Johnson, Flaccid104.83 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Boner BanditsUp 3 from No. 6Biggest fall: Booger WolfDown 2 from No. 5Most dangerous low seed: Bojack HorsecocksNo. 8 in power, 123.33 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click4-0 but No. 6 in powerMost underrated by record: Beast Mode Cowboy2-2 but No. 2 in power
1▲1▲1AABAlan Autry BubbasHunter Ansley3-1558.5 PFAP .694WWLWRec3-1PF558.5PA518.5All-play.694WWLWRating58.9▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
139.6 ppg+0.83
Recent form28%
127.3 ppg+0.19
All-play22%
.694+0.80
Elo17%
1592+1.40
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.