Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2021 · Through week 14 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 14 of 2021. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Beast Mode CowboyPower rating 61.4Hottest: Johnson, Flaccid146.17 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Alan Autry Bubbas105.83 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Johnson, FlaccidUp 3 from No. 5Biggest fall: Boner BanditsDown 2 from No. 1Most dangerous low seed: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!No. 7 in power, 124.5 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!9-5 but No. 7 in powerMost underrated by record: Beast Mode Cowboy5-9 but No. 1 in power
1▲2▲2BMCBeast Mode CowboyJesse Landry5-91795.0 PFAP .603LWLLWRec5-9PF1795.0PA1709.0All-play.603LWLLWRating61.4▼▼

Ranked 8 spots above the standings: the results lag the performance. Recent form (last 3) is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
128.2 ppg+1.03
Recent form28%
138.2 ppg+1.05
All-play22%
.603+0.98
Elo17%
1535+0.59
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.