Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2021 · Through week 13 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 13 of 2021. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Boner BanditsPower rating 60.3Hottest: Beast Mode Cowboy130.83 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Team Sports94.17 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Boner BanditsUp 2 from No. 3Biggest fall: Team SportsDown 2 from No. 7Most dangerous low seed: Bojack HorsecocksNo. 8 in power, 126.5 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Team Sports7-6 but No. 9 in powerMost underrated by record: Beast Mode Cowboy4-9 but No. 3 in power
1▲2▲2LANCBoner BanditsLance Black8-51645.0 PFAP .577LWLWWRec8-5PF1645.0PA1450.0All-play.577LWLWWRating60.3▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
126.5 ppg+0.93
Recent form28%
121.8 ppg+0.40
All-play22%
.577+0.72
Elo17%
1581+1.68
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.