Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2021 · Through week 12 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 12 of 2021. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Alan Autry BubbasPower rating 67.4Hottest: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT128.17 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!93.67 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Boner BanditsUp 2 from No. 5Biggest fall: Team SportsDown 4 from No. 3Most dangerous low seed: Johnson, FlaccidNo. 6 in power, 122 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!7-5 but No. 9 in powerMost underrated by record: Beast Mode Cowboy4-8 but No. 2 in power
1––AABAlan Autry BubbasHunter Ansley8-41589.5 PFAP .685LWWWWRec8-4PF1589.5PA1463.0All-play.685LWWWWRating67.4▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
132.5 ppg+1.53
Recent form28%
128.0 ppg+1.07
All-play22%
.685+1.43
Elo17%
1606+1.95
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.