Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2020 · Through week 9 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 9 of 2020. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Beast Mode CowboyPower rating 66Hottest: Beast Mode Cowboy151.33 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Johnson, Flaccid88.67 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Beast Mode CowboyUp 1 from No. 2Biggest fall: Boner BanditsDown 2 from No. 6Most dangerous low seed: Team SportsNo. 9 in power, 109.5 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Boner Bandits5-4 but No. 8 in powerMost underrated by record: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT2-7 but No. 6 in power
1▲1▲1BMCBeast Mode CowboyJesse Landry7-21301.0 PFAP .802WLWWWRec7-2PF1301.0PA1071.0All-play.802WLWWWRating66.0▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
144.6 ppg+1.35
Recent form28%
151.3 ppg+1.22
All-play22%
.802+1.35
Elo17%
1631+1.46
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.