Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2020 · Through week 7 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 7 of 2020. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Beast Mode CowboyPower rating 62.2Hottest: Booger Wolf132.67 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click93.33 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Booger WolfUp 2 from No. 4Biggest fall: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickDown 3 from No. 5Most dangerous low seed: Bojack HorsecocksNo. 7 in power, 120.83 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click4-3 but No. 8 in powerMost underrated by record: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT2-5 but No. 4 in power
1––BMCBeast Mode CowboyJesse Landry5-2994.0 PFAP .762LWWLWRec5-2PF994.0PA862.0All-play.762LWWLWRating62.2▼▼

Season scoring is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
142.0 ppg+1.22
Recent form28%
126.5 ppg+0.55
All-play22%
.762+1.20
Elo17%
1595+1.17
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.