Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2020 · Through week 5 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 5 of 2020. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Beast Mode CowboyPower rating 64.9Hottest: Beast Mode Cowboy157.5 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!99.17 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Booger WolfUp 2 from No. 5Biggest fall: Johnson, FlaccidDown 2 from No. 3Most dangerous low seed: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTNo. 6 in power, 129.5 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click4-1 but No. 4 in powerMost underrated by record: Alan Autry Bubbas3-2 but No. 2 in power
1––BMCBeast Mode CowboyJesse Landry4-1774.0 PFAP .867WWLWWRec4-1PF774.0PA638.5All-play.867WWLWWRating64.9▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
154.8 ppg+1.15
Recent form28%
157.5 ppg+1.24
All-play22%
.867+1.06
Elo17%
1608+1.68
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.