Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2020 · Through week 4 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 4 of 2020. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Beast Mode CowboyPower rating 61.8Hottest: Johnson, Flaccid151.17 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!100 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Johnson, FlaccidUp 3 from No. 6Biggest fall: Boner BanditsDown 2 from No. 4Most dangerous low seed: Boner BanditsNo. 6 in power, 116 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Bojack Horsecocks1-3 but No. 10 in powerMost underrated by record: Alan Autry Bubbas3-1 but No. 2 in power
1▲1▲1BMCBeast Mode CowboyJesse Landry3-1614.5 PFAP .833WWLWRec3-1PF614.5PA514.5All-play.833WWLWRating61.8▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
153.6 ppg+0.97
Recent form28%
150.3 ppg+0.82
All-play22%
.833+0.88
Elo17%
1593+1.42
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.