Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2020 · Through week 3 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 3 of 2020. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Alan Autry BubbasPower rating 59.2Hottest: Alan Autry Bubbas145.67 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!89.5 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Boner BanditsUp 3 from No. 7Biggest fall: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!Down 5 from No. 5Most dangerous low seed: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTNo. 7 in power, 126 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Johnson, Flaccid3-0 but No. 6 in powerMost underrated by record: Alan Autry Bubbas2-1 but No. 1 in power
1▲1▲1AABAlan Autry BubbasHunter Ansley2-1437.0 PFAP .741LWWRec2-1PF437.0PA372.5All-play.741LWWRating59.2▼▼

Ranked 2 spots above the standings: the results lag the performance. Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
145.7 ppg+0.67
Recent form28%
145.7 ppg+0.67
All-play22%
.741+0.51
Elo17%
1575+1.47
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.