Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2020 · Through week 13 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 13 of 2020. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Beast Mode CowboyPower rating 66.8Hottest: Alan Autry Bubbas151.17 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click89.33 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Boner BanditsUp 3 from No. 9Biggest fall: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickDown 3 from No. 5Most dangerous low seed: Bojack HorsecocksNo. 7 in power, 116.67 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Johnson, Flaccid7-6 but No. 9 in powerMost underrated by record: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!2-11 but No. 4 in power
1▲1▲1BMCBeast Mode CowboyJesse Landry9-41879.0 PFAP .829WWLLWRec9-4PF1879.0PA1592.5All-play.829WWLLWRating66.8▼▼

Ranked 2 spots above the standings: the results lag the performance. All-play record is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
144.5 ppg+1.60
Recent form28%
150.0 ppg+1.16
All-play22%
.829+1.62
Elo17%
1609+1.11
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.