Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2019 · Through week 9 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 9 of 2019. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Boner BanditsPower rating 64Hottest: Boner Bandits151.67 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Alan Autry Bubbas93.67 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickUp 4 from No. 9Biggest fall: Johnson, FlaccidDown 2 from No. 7Most dangerous low seed: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTNo. 6 in power, 119.33 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Alan Autry Bubbas5-4 but No. 10 in powerMost underrated by record: Beast Mode Cowboy4-5 but No. 3 in power
1––LANCBoner BanditsLance Black7-21217.0 PFAP .648WLWWWRec7-2PF1217.0PA1027.0All-play.648WLWWWRating64.0▼▼

Recent form (last 3) is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
135.2 ppg+1.19
Recent form28%
151.7 ppg+1.33
All-play22%
.648+0.89
Elo17%
1612+1.22
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.