Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2019 · Through week 7 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 7 of 2019. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!Power rating 63.1Hottest: Boner Bandits146.33 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Alan Autry Bubbas82.5 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: 6 pack Big MacsUp 1 from No. 9Biggest fall: Alan Autry BubbasDown 2 from No. 8Most dangerous low seed: 6 pack Big MacsNo. 8 in power, 107.67 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Alan Autry Bubbas4-3 but No. 10 in powerMost underrated by record: Beast Mode Cowboy2-5 but No. 4 in power
1––GARYLaces IN!! Laces IN!!Joshua Gary6-1927.5 PFAP .730WLWWWRec6-1PF927.5PA731.5All-play.730WLWWWRating63.1▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
132.5 ppg+1.05
Recent form28%
134.7 ppg+0.71
All-play22%
.730+1.25
Elo17%
1631+1.59
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.