Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2019 · Through week 5 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 5 of 2019. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!Power rating 62.8Hottest: Boner Bandits143.5 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Alan Autry Bubbas92.5 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Team SportsUp 3 from No. 5Biggest fall: Alan Autry BubbasDown 4 from No. 4Most dangerous low seed: Johnson, FlaccidNo. 7 in power, 120.5 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Alan Autry Bubbas3-2 but No. 8 in powerMost underrated by record: Beast Mode Cowboy1-4 but No. 4 in power
1––GARYLaces IN!! Laces IN!!Joshua Gary4-1707.5 PFAP .778WWWLWRec4-1PF707.5PA557.5All-play.778WWWLWRating62.8▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
141.5 ppg+1.13
Recent form28%
139.8 ppg+0.67
All-play22%
.778+1.28
Elo17%
1605+1.32
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.