Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2019 · Through week 4 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 4 of 2019. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!Power rating 60.6Hottest: Boner Bandits130 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Lik-A Rock99 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Boner BanditsUp 6 from No. 8Biggest fall: Lik-A RockDown 5 from No. 2Most dangerous low seed: Beast Mode CowboyNo. 6 in power, 114.83 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Lik-A Rock2-2 but No. 7 in powerMost underrated by record: Beast Mode Cowboy1-3 but No. 6 in power
1––GARYLaces IN!! Laces IN!!Joshua Gary3-1523.5 PFAP .750WWWLRec3-1PF523.5PA489.0All-play.750WWWLRating60.6▼▼

All-play record is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
130.9 ppg+0.95
Recent form28%
124.8 ppg+0.64
All-play22%
.750+1.13
Elo17%
1564+0.85
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.