Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2019 · Through week 2 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 2 of 2019. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!Power rating 58.2Hottest: Lik-A Rock151.5 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Johnson, Flaccid88.5 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTUp 2 from No. 8Biggest fall: Beast Mode CowboyDown 2 from No. 6Most dangerous low seed: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTNo. 6 in power, 121.75 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Boner Bandits2-0 but No. 5 in powerMost underrated by record: Alan Autry Bubbas1-1 but No. 2 in power
1––GARYLaces IN!! Laces IN!!Joshua Gary2-0288.0 PFAP .944WWRec2-0PF288.0PA198.5All-play.944WWRating58.2▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
144.0 ppg+0.54
Recent form28%
144.0 ppg+0.54
All-play22%
.944+0.72
Elo17%
1585+1.17
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.