Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2019 · Through week 1 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 1 of 2019. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!Power rating 54.3Hottest: Lik-A Rock199 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Johnson, Flaccid75 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Lik-A RockUp 7 from No. 9Biggest fall: Beast Mode CowboyDown 4 from No. 2Most dangerous low seed: 6 pack Big MacsNo. 9 in power, 125 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: 6 pack Big Macs1-0 but No. 9 in powerMost underrated by record: Alan Autry Bubbas0-1 but No. 3 in power
1▲3▲3GARYLaces IN!! Laces IN!!Joshua Gary1-0149.0 PFAP .889WRec1-0PF149.0PA105.5All-play.889WRating54.3▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
149.0 ppg+0.18
Recent form28%
149.0 ppg+0.18
All-play22%
.889+0.29
Elo17%
1573+1.14
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.