Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2018 · Through week 4 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 4 of 2018. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Beast Mode CowboyPower rating 58.4Hottest: Beast Mode Cowboy137.83 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: The Hakuna Matata86.5 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTUp 2 from No. 9Biggest fall: Boner BanditsDown 2 from No. 3Most dangerous low seed: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTNo. 7 in power, 127.5 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Lik-A Rock2-2 but No. 8 in powerMost underrated by record: Beast Mode Cowboy2-2 but No. 1 in power
1––BMCBeast Mode CowboyJesse Landry2-2613.5 PFAP .806WLWLRec2-2PF613.5PA557.0All-play.806WLWLRating58.4▼▼

Ranked 3 spots above the standings: the results lag the performance. Season scoring is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
153.4 ppg+0.96
Recent form28%
137.8 ppg+0.58
All-play22%
.806+0.80
Elo17%
1520+0.25
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.