Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2018 · Through week 2 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 2 of 2018. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Beast Mode CowboyPower rating 56.9Hottest: Beast Mode Cowboy167.25 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: The Hakuna Matata75.5 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Boner BanditsUp 3 from No. 8Biggest fall: Lik-A RockDown 1 from No. 5Most dangerous low seed: Lik-A RockNo. 6 in power, 139.75 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Lik-A Rock1-1 but No. 6 in powerMost underrated by record: Beast Mode Cowboy1-1 but No. 1 in power
1––BMCBeast Mode CowboyJesse Landry1-1334.5 PFAP .778WLRec1-1PF334.5PA304.5All-play.778WLRating56.9▼▼

Ranked 3 spots above the standings: the results lag the performance. Season scoring is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
167.3 ppg+0.69
Recent form28%
167.3 ppg+0.69
All-play22%
.778+0.42
Elo17%
1529+0.38
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.