Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2018 · Through week 13 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 13 of 2018. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Beast Mode CowboyPower rating 63.6Hottest: Alan Autry Bubbas147.83 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: The Hakuna Matata83.17 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Alan Autry BubbasUp 2 from No. 4Biggest fall: Boner BanditsDown 2 from No. 2Most dangerous low seed: Johnson, FlaccidNo. 6 in power, 128.33 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click8-5 but No. 7 in powerMost underrated by record: Team Sports6-7 but No. 5 in power
1––BMCBeast Mode CowboyJesse Landry9-42023.5 PFAP .803WWLLWRec9-4PF2023.5PA1633.0All-play.803WWLLWRating63.6▼▼

Ranked 2 spots above the standings: the results lag the performance. Season scoring is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
155.7 ppg+1.58
Recent form28%
133.3 ppg+0.48
All-play22%
.803+1.30
Elo17%
1619+1.08
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.