Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2018 · Through week 11 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 11 of 2018. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Beast Mode CowboyPower rating 66.7Hottest: Beast Mode Cowboy161.33 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: The Hakuna Matata94.33 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Team SportsUp 1 from No. 7Biggest fall: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTDown 1 from No. 6Most dangerous low seed: Team SportsNo. 6 in power, 150.33 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click8-3 but No. 5 in powerMost underrated by record: Boner Bandits6-5 but No. 2 in power
1––BMCBeast Mode CowboyJesse Landry8-31738.5 PFAP .818WWWWLRec8-3PF1738.5PA1398.5All-play.818WWWWLRating66.7▼▼

Season scoring is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
158.1 ppg+1.63
Recent form28%
161.3 ppg+1.33
All-play22%
.818+1.31
Elo17%
1613+1.14
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.