Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2018 · Through week 1 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 1 of 2018. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Beast Mode CowboyPower rating 55.8Hottest: Beast Mode Cowboy200 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: The Hakuna Matata73.5 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Lik-A RockUp 5 from No. 10Biggest fall: Johnson, FlaccidDown 4 from No. 3Most dangerous low seed: Team SportsNo. 6 in power, 120 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Team Sports1-0 but No. 6 in powerMost underrated by record: Laces IN!! Laces IN!!0-1 but No. 4 in power
1▲3▲3BMCBeast Mode CowboyJesse Landry1-0200.0 PFAP 1.000WRec1-0PF200.0PA163.5All-play1.000WRating55.8▼▼

A balanced profile with no component far from the league average.

Season scoring33%
200.0 ppg+0.50
Recent form28%
200.0 ppg+0.50
All-play22%
1.000+0.37
Elo17%
1540+0.57
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.