Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2017 · Through week 9 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 9 of 2017. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Beast Mode CowboyPower rating 61Hottest: Beast Mode Cowboy124.33 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Lik-A Rock70.83 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Beast Mode CowboyUp 2 from No. 3Biggest fall: Alan Autry BubbasDown 2 from No. 1Most dangerous low seed: Team SportsNo. 7 in power, 116.17 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT3-6 but No. 9 in power
1▲2▲2BMCBeast Mode CowboyJesse Landry7-21090.0 PFAP .716WLWWWRec7-2PF1090.0PA892.5All-play.716WLWWWRating61.0▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
121.1 ppg+0.93
Recent form28%
124.3 ppg+0.87
All-play22%
.716+0.89
Elo17%
1587+1.03
Tap a row for the five components behind the rating.

MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.