Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2017 · Through week 6 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 6 of 2017. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Johnson, FlaccidPower rating 60.4Hottest: Beast Mode Cowboy122.5 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: The Hakuna Matata80.83 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickUp 2 from No. 8Biggest fall: Team SportsDown 2 from No. 6Most dangerous low seed: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTNo. 7 in power, 105 ppg lately
1––PROCJohnson, FlaccidJeffrey Proctor5-1756.0 PFAP .833WWWWLRec5-1PF756.0PA605.5All-play.833WWWWLRating60.4▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
126.0 ppg+0.96
Recent form28%
116.0 ppg+0.56
All-play22%
.833+1.01
Elo17%
1572+1.02
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.