Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
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Hidden Penis
2017 · Through week 5 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 5 of 2017. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Johnson, FlaccidPower rating 62.1Hottest: Johnson, Flaccid128.33 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Lik-A Rock87.5 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Boner BanditsUp 1 from No. 5Biggest fall: Gronkey Punch TimeDown 1 from No. 4Most dangerous low seed: Team SportsNo. 6 in power, 94.83 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click3-2 but No. 8 in powerMost underrated by record: Team Sports2-3 but No. 6 in power
1––PROCJohnson, FlaccidJeffrey Proctor5-0646.5 PFAP .889WWWWWRec5-0PF646.5PA493.0All-play.889WWWWWRating62.1▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
129.3 ppg+0.95
Recent form28%
128.3 ppg+0.94
All-play22%
.889+1.06
Elo17%
1583+1.20
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.