Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2017 · Through week 4 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 4 of 2017. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Johnson, FlaccidPower rating 62.5Hottest: Johnson, Flaccid132 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: The Hakuna Matata85 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Beast Mode CowboyUp 2 from No. 4Biggest fall: Boner BanditsDown 2 from No. 3Most dangerous low seed: Team SportsNo. 6 in power, 104.67 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click3-1 but No. 7 in powerMost underrated by record: Team Sports2-2 but No. 6 in power
1––PROCJohnson, FlaccidJeffrey Proctor4-0528.0 PFAP .917WWWWRec4-0PF528.0PA388.5All-play.917WWWWRating62.5▼▼

Recent form (last 3) is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
132.0 ppg+0.99
Recent form28%
132.0 ppg+1.08
All-play22%
.917+1.05
Elo17%
1573+1.07
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.