Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2017 · Through week 3 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 3 of 2017. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Johnson, FlaccidPower rating 61.3Hottest: Johnson, Flaccid136 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Team Sports88 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Johnson, FlaccidUp 1 from No. 2Biggest fall: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTDown 2 from No. 6Most dangerous low seed: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickNo. 6 in power, 101.5 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click3-0 but No. 6 in powerMost underrated by record: Alan Autry Bubbas1-2 but No. 2 in power
1▲1▲1PROCJohnson, FlaccidJeffrey Proctor3-0408.0 PFAP .926WWWRec3-0PF408.0PA328.0All-play.926WWWRating61.3▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
136.0 ppg+0.93
Recent form28%
136.0 ppg+0.93
All-play22%
.926+0.95
Elo17%
1556+0.96
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.