Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
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Hidden Penis
2017 · Through week 13 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 13 of 2017. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Alan Autry BubbasPower rating 66.3Hottest: Alan Autry Bubbas141 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Lik-A Rock79.83 ppg over the last three weeksMost dangerous low seed: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickNo. 6 in power, 114.67 ppg latelyMost underrated by record: The Hakuna Matata3-10 but No. 8 in power
1––AABAlan Autry BubbasHunter Ansley11-21638.5 PFAP .778WWWWWRec11-2PF1638.5PA1408.5All-play.778WWWWWRating66.3▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
126.0 ppg+1.24
Recent form28%
141.0 ppg+1.44
All-play22%
.778+1.25
Elo17%
1654+1.59
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.