Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2017 · Through week 12 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 12 of 2017. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Alan Autry BubbasPower rating 67.4Hottest: Alan Autry Bubbas144.17 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT97.67 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Johnson, FlaccidUp 1 from No. 3Biggest fall: Beast Mode CowboyDown 2 from No. 2Most dangerous low seed: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickNo. 6 in power, 108.67 ppg lately
1––AABAlan Autry BubbasHunter Ansley10-21517.5 PFAP .778WWWWWRec10-2PF1517.5PA1289.5All-play.778WWWWWRating67.4▼▼

Recent form (last 3) is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
126.5 ppg+1.26
Recent form28%
144.2 ppg+1.69
All-play22%
.778+1.27
Elo17%
1649+1.67
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.