Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2016 · Through week 9 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 9 of 2016. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Gronkey Punch TimePower rating 63.6Hottest: Gronkey Punch Time139.17 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click72.67 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Boner BanditsUp 3 from No. 7Biggest fall: Alan Autry BubbasDown 2 from No. 3Most dangerous low seed: The Hakuna MatataNo. 6 in power, 115.5 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT5-4 but No. 7 in powerMost underrated by record: Water Hole Assasin4-5 but No. 3 in power
1––GARYGronkey Punch TimeJoshua Gary8-11118.0 PFAP .679WWWWWRec8-1PF1118.0PA838.5All-play.679WWWWWRating63.6▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
124.2 ppg+0.78
Recent form28%
139.2 ppg+1.03
All-play22%
.679+0.91
Elo17%
1643+2.33
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.