Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2016 · Through week 8 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 8 of 2016. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Gronkey Punch TimePower rating 61.9Hottest: Gronkey Punch Time124.17 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click89.83 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Gronkey Punch TimeUp 2 from No. 3Biggest fall: Water Hole AssasinDown 2 from No. 2Most dangerous low seed: Beast Mode CowboyNo. 8 in power, 117 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Boner Bandits5-3 but No. 7 in powerMost underrated by record: Water Hole Assasin3-5 but No. 4 in power
1▲2▲2GARYGronkey Punch TimeJoshua Gary7-1962.0 PFAP .639WWWWWRec7-1PF962.0PA766.0All-play.639WWWWWRating61.9▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
120.3 ppg+0.54
Recent form28%
124.2 ppg+0.98
All-play22%
.639+0.72
Elo17%
1625+2.28
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.