Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2016 · Through week 7 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 7 of 2016. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Team SportsPower rating 58.8Hottest: Water Hole Assasin143.83 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click94.33 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Boner BanditsUp 2 from No. 10Biggest fall: Gronkey Punch TimeDown 2 from No. 1Most dangerous low seed: Beast Mode CowboyNo. 6 in power, 122.33 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Boner Bandits4-3 but No. 8 in powerMost underrated by record: Water Hole Assasin3-4 but No. 2 in power
1▲1▲1BOLTTeam SportsTaylor Bolton4-3903.0 PFAP .714LWWLWRec4-3PF903.0PA846.5All-play.714LWWLWRating58.8▼▼

Ranked 2 spots above the standings: the results lag the performance. Season scoring is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
129.0 ppg+1.09
Recent form28%
125.0 ppg+0.50
All-play22%
.714+1.01
Elo17%
1502+0.07
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.