Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2016 · Through week 6 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 6 of 2016. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Gronkey Punch TimePower rating 57.6Hottest: Water Hole Assasin129.33 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: The Hakuna Matata88.67 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Beast Mode CowboyUp 4 from No. 10Biggest fall: Boner BanditsDown 4 from No. 6Most dangerous low seed: Beast Mode CowboyNo. 6 in power, 119.17 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT4-2 but No. 5 in powerMost underrated by record: Beast Mode Cowboy2-4 but No. 6 in power
1▲1▲1GARYGronkey Punch TimeJoshua Gary5-1700.5 PFAP .574WLWWWRec5-1PF700.5PA586.0All-play.574WLWWWRating57.6▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
116.8 ppg+0.19
Recent form28%
119.0 ppg+0.31
All-play22%
.574+0.37
Elo17%
1595+2.42
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.