Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
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Hidden Penis
2016 · Through week 5 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 5 of 2016. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Team SportsPower rating 61.7Hottest: Team Sports133.83 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click101.67 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Water Hole AssasinUp 3 from No. 8Biggest fall: The Hakuna MatataDown 3 from No. 4Most dangerous low seed: Boner BanditsNo. 6 in power, 113.33 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT4-1 but No. 4 in powerMost underrated by record: Alan Autry Bubbas2-3 but No. 3 in power
1▲1▲1BOLTTeam SportsTaylor Bolton3-2681.5 PFAP .778LWLWWRec3-2PF681.5PA606.0All-play.778LWLWWRating61.7▼▼

Ranked 2 spots above the standings: the results lag the performance. Season scoring is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
136.3 ppg+1.23
Recent form28%
133.8 ppg+1.02
All-play22%
.778+1.18
Elo17%
1504+0.13
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.