Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2016 · Through week 4 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 4 of 2016. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Alan Autry BubbasPower rating 59.9Hottest: Alan Autry Bubbas142.17 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Beast Mode Cowboy87 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Alan Autry BubbasUp 2 from No. 3Biggest fall: The Hakuna MatataDown 3 from No. 1Most dangerous low seed: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickNo. 6 in power, 114.5 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT4-0 but No. 5 in powerMost underrated by record: Alan Autry Bubbas2-2 but No. 1 in power
1▲2▲2AABAlan Autry BubbasHunter Ansley2-2535.0 PFAP .694LWLWRec2-2PF535.0PA510.0All-play.694LWLWRating59.9▼▼

Ranked 3 spots above the standings: the results lag the performance. Recent form (last 3) is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
133.8 ppg+0.84
Recent form28%
142.2 ppg+1.06
All-play22%
.694+0.66
Elo17%
1524+0.63
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.