Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
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Hidden Penis
2016 · Through week 3 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 3 of 2016. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: The Hakuna MatataPower rating 55.9Hottest: The Hakuna Matata133.17 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click101.5 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: The Hakuna MatataUp 3 from No. 4Biggest fall: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTDown 4 from No. 2Most dangerous low seed: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTNo. 6 in power, 122.17 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT3-0 but No. 6 in powerMost underrated by record: Team Sports1-2 but No. 2 in power
1▲3▲3VALLThe Hakuna MatataNick Valluzzo2-1399.5 PFAP .722WLWRec2-1PF399.5PA321.0All-play.722WLWRating55.9▼▼

Season scoring is the strongest input. Elo rating is the drag.

Season scoring33%
133.2 ppg+0.79
Recent form28%
133.2 ppg+0.79
All-play22%
.722+0.71
Elo17%
1466−0.89
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.