Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
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Hidden Penis
2016 · Through week 2 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 2 of 2016. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Team SportsPower rating 55.8Hottest: Team Sports140 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Lik-A Rock98.75 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Team SportsUp 5 from No. 6Biggest fall: Boner BanditsDown 6 from No. 1Most dangerous low seed: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickNo. 6 in power, 104.5 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Gronkey Punch Time2-0 but No. 5 in powerMost underrated by record: Team Sports1-1 but No. 1 in power
1▲5▲5BOLTTeam SportsTaylor Bolton1-1280.0 PFAP .889LWRec1-1PF280.0PA243.5All-play.889LWRating55.8▼▼

Ranked 2 spots above the standings: the results lag the performance. All-play record is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
140.0 ppg+0.67
Recent form28%
140.0 ppg+0.67
All-play22%
.889+0.75
Elo17%
1474−0.54
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.