Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2016 · Through week 12 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 12 of 2016. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Team SportsPower rating 67Hottest: Team Sports140 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click93.33 ppg over the last three weeksMost dangerous low seed: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTNo. 7 in power, 106 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT6-6 but No. 7 in powerMost underrated by record: Beast Mode Cowboy5-7 but No. 5 in power
1––BOLTTeam SportsTaylor Bolton9-31595.0 PFAP .750WWWWWRec9-3PF1595.0PA1335.5All-play.750WWWWWRating67.0▼▼

Recent form (last 3) is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
132.9 ppg+1.49
Recent form28%
140.0 ppg+1.51
All-play22%
.750+1.47
Elo17%
1586+1.06
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.