Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2016 · Through week 1 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 1 of 2016. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Boner BanditsPower rating 53.3Hottest: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT163.5 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click82.5 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTUp 6 from No. 9Biggest fall: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickDown 7 from No. 1Most dangerous low seed: Team SportsNo. 6 in power, 138 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT1-0 but No. 3 in powerMost underrated by record: Boner Bandits1-0 but No. 1 in power
1▲1▲1LANCBoner BanditsLance Black1-0126.0 PFAP .556WRec1-0PF126.0PA91.0All-play.556WRating53.3▼▼

Ranked 3 spots above the standings: the results lag the performance. Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
126.0 ppg+0.04
Recent form28%
126.0 ppg+0.04
All-play22%
.556+0.04
Elo17%
1570+1.42
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.