Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2015 · Through week 9 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 9 of 2015. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Gronkey Punch TimePower rating 61.7Hottest: Gronkey Punch Time148.17 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: The Hakuna Matata107.83 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickUp 2 from No. 5Biggest fall: Beast Mode CowboyDown 4 from No. 2Most dangerous low seed: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTNo. 7 in power, 122.17 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Team Sports4-5 but No. 10 in powerMost underrated by record: Johnson, Flaccid3-6 but No. 4 in power
1––GARYGronkey Punch TimeJoshua Gary6-31118.5 PFAP .568WWWWLRec6-3PF1118.5PA1060.0All-play.568WWWWLRating61.7▼▼

Ranked 2 spots above the standings: the results lag the performance. Recent form (last 3) is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
124.3 ppg+0.75
Recent form28%
148.2 ppg+1.87
All-play22%
.568+0.50
Elo17%
1531+0.57
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.