Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2015 · Through week 7 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 7 of 2015. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Beast Mode CowboyPower rating 61.5Hottest: Gronkey Punch Time136.83 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Team Sports84.33 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Gronkey Punch TimeUp 4 from No. 6Biggest fall: Boner BanditsDown 2 from No. 1Most dangerous low seed: The Hakuna MatataNo. 9 in power, 116.5 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Boner Bandits6-1 but No. 3 in powerMost underrated by record: Johnson, Flaccid3-4 but No. 4 in power
1▲1▲1BMCBeast Mode CowboyJesse Landry6-1868.0 PFAP .690WWWLWRec6-1PF868.0PA720.5All-play.690WWWLWRating61.5▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
124.0 ppg+0.67
Recent form28%
134.3 ppg+0.78
All-play22%
.690+1.23
Elo17%
1587+1.46
Tap a row for the five components behind the rating.

MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.