Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2015 · Through week 5 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 5 of 2015. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Boner BanditsPower rating 62.8Hottest: Boner Bandits141.5 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Team Sports97.33 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Johnson, FlaccidUp 3 from No. 10Biggest fall: Alan Autry BubbasDown 2 from No. 2Most dangerous low seed: SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANTNo. 6 in power, 120.83 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Team Sports2-3 but No. 9 in powerMost underrated by record: Alan Autry Bubbas1-4 but No. 4 in power
1––LANCBoner BanditsLance Black4-1673.5 PFAP .689WLWWWRec4-1PF673.5PA547.0All-play.689WLWWWRating62.8▼▼

Recent form (last 3) is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
134.7 ppg+1.18
Recent form28%
141.5 ppg+1.32
All-play22%
.689+0.78
Elo17%
1542+0.81
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.