Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
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Hidden Penis
2015 · Through week 2 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 2 of 2015. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Alan Autry BubbasPower rating 59.5Hottest: Alan Autry Bubbas136.75 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Johnson, Flaccid101.25 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Team SportsUp 3 from No. 9Biggest fall: Lik-A RockDown 3 from No. 7Most dangerous low seed: Gronkey Punch TimeNo. 7 in power, 111.25 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: The Hakuna Matata1-1 but No. 9 in powerMost underrated by record: Johnson, Flaccid1-1 but No. 5 in power
1––AABAlan Autry BubbasHunter Ansley1-1273.5 PFAP .778WLRec1-1PF273.5PA226.5All-play.778WLRating59.5▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
136.8 ppg+0.68
Recent form28%
136.8 ppg+0.68
All-play22%
.778+0.55
Elo17%
1566+1.53
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.